He just better hope Mom doesn’t show up! 
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Today’s Otter Fix.
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breaking a man’s arm
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Swans: Beautiful but Dangerous.
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No thx bai.
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You can see the rest of that video on that cat’s Only Fans site.
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Okay, I actually went there:
https://cygnusjobs-4-u.net/
In a couple of months, I shall deploy my Swan-Fu, beware.
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I’m scared 
Please use your new swan skillz for good.
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This I swear, as Swan-Fu-Reborn, I shall only break the arms of ne’er-do-wells, bank-robbers, murderers, republicans and tories.
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Reminds me of a weird, polydactyl Japanese Bookend* I posted here in Feb:
*We had a wonderful, weird polydactyl cat who was white w/a dark charcoal gray patch on his head, small ones on the backs of his hind legs, and a dark charcoal tail. Years after he’d tracked mom home, we wound up with a small kitty who was white, w/a black patch on her head, two hind leg patches that formed a heart (!!!), and a black tail. We called the pair of them The Bookends. Now any cat thusly marked is a Bookend. 
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Ha, good to know it’s real!
So nice of them to offer that swaninar for free.
(Clearly a transitional phase…)
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A swan angel, since they already have the wings.
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It is so cool that it is applauding itself!
Swans do not need us, no sir, never did.
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Hope this works (fingers crost)
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I see a lovely horse in hay, acting happy as a pig in shit.*
(not a rude expression amongst people I know)
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Yay! Had recent trouble posting vids.
ETA this
to see if it works, too.
ETA: Yay!
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Meep!
Piccolo and a bit of Baldrick, too:
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