Dog gotta dog 
It ain’t over until the Cat-lady sings.
So when you share a home with a hairy little dog, every now and then the trailing end needs de-coking.
It’s not the most pleasant experience for either of us.
So we made up a little ditty to make the chore a little more fun.
I call it “The Clinker-Pulling Song”:
I’ve got a bum that’s free from clinkers, 
So I’m no longer a stinker,
I’m gonna snack all day,
I’m gonna sleep all night,
With me bum what’s free from clinkers. 
Nice to share, isn’t it?
Naked Gremlin!!!
Three’s a crowd.
The kitteh looks so nice and cuddly soft. Perfect for cat lovers who are allergic to cats.
(Can’t tell the beans from the rest of the feetsies. The entire kitty is a bean!)
That gecko is just a specko.
I finally met some Sphynxes IRL. They’re velvety, just like the descriptions I’d read. Their feetsies are often described as looking platform-y, b/c beans and no hair, and it is indeed so. 
It’s totally weird when you see them out and about in low light conditions.
Yes! I met them at a Halloween party a few yrs ago, and it was V dark!
So, my Niece and Nephew are in their twenties now.
They, and their parents, and me, are all fans of the Inbetweeners TV series.
For most of their lives, since they were old enough to get it, I have sent them inappropriate birthday cards.
“Sorry for your loss”, “Congrats on winning the Noble Prize” etc, nothing horrible, y’know.
So, they have had their revenge on their Uncle.
Here is my birthday gift from my astonishing Niece and Nephew:
God love 'em.
Too cool!!! They obviously have great taste and XLNT genes 
