Next year, send them “Relative of an Allotment Wanker”.
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Proud parents
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SOGGY MAN ALERT !!!
!! I REPEAT SOGGY MAN ALERT !!
sopping focken wet….
edalynn
This is literally the funniest photo I’ve ever taken of gunne in my life
urbanfantasyinspiration
Baby want SHRAMP
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Good idea, will save that one, ta.
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Hmm, how flexible is that armour?
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Isn’t that the other thread? 
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ArmourGuideon!
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“Armo/ur” made me think of this, from the Guardian UK comments, June 20, 2017:
But wait! There’s more! If you act now, you will also receive:
My punny BF sent this one:
ETA b/c forgot:
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Sir Floofer of Hamstershire
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Missing narration: “Unaware of the neutering, males and females constantly brux and squeak over who is to blame for the lack of pups.”
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Breakfast won a ticket to his dream vacation, Paper World
“Strawberry snek boi is hidden”
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Nice ending too.
Okay, so just what is this magical thing you put on my face?
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Twitch and Topaz
18 December 2022
After 5-6 months of roommatehood, Twitch and Young Topaz are finally friends, and sleeping up against each other as I’d initially predicted. They play instead of fighting, and now Twitch gives at least as good as he gets when brief arguments do break out. Older cats gen’lly give the young’uns a large am’t of leeway, but that sure disappears once they’re a year old! A “You know better than that!” thwack! sort of thing.
Twitch is enjoying life again, after being mightily depressed for some time after Topaz’ arrival. What a relief! He happily chases/is chased by Topaz up and down the stairs and all around the 1st & 2nd floor. He’s even playing by himself sometimes.
Topaz is at last becoming more civilized toward us, too. He’s much more affectionate and less bitey, thank Gawd.
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“I coulda been seein’ things!!” (Brian Regan after getting a new prescription)
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Bryce Harper, one of the best-ever hitters in baseball, found himself in an uncharacteristic, long batting slump. He tried many things w/o result, and eventually had his eyes checked. The doctor told Mr Harper that he had the worst eyes he’d ever seen. He was still able to fit him with contact lenses, finding him ones far more comfortable and functional than those he’d had in jr high. When he first wore them, he was as amazed as that child, saying, “Wow! The world’s in HD!”
That Harper’s eyes’d been that bad obviously blew many more minds than his. 
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