That’s the most chill goose I have ever seen…
Yeah… most of the ones in park near my home are jerks.
Mom was once chased by a swan, who eventually handed her off to a German shepherd who also chased her. A bad day for mom, but years later she was able to laugh abt it w/a sort of side-eye.
This occurance was of course far outnumbered by much pleasanter animal experiences.
Swans are also known to be jerks…
Believe it or else, she was once also chased by an angry St Bernard of all creatures! S/he up and took a dislike to Little Gloria, chased her, and made her cry.
She somehow escaped all three entirely unscathed!
Mom is obviously the unicorn of these anecdotes, esp since she never stopped loving birbs nor ees puppers!
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it’s wet beast wednesday you know what that means!
and if you don’t know what that means, you’re about to.
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THE LAST WET BEAST WEDNESDAY OF 2022 EVERYONE!
Ornery Old Man Cursed To Only Make Chicken Noises
Lovely couple
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The myth that knights could barely move in their armor has finally been dispelled by Thrillist
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What i’m hearing is that i can and should do parkour in full plate
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Parkour in full plate might actually be safer
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this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times
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I visited a puffin colony a few days ago.
I want you to meet my friend… the porb
Music instrument using 2000 marbles:loud_sound:
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“Every time my boyfriend comes home, Daisy waits for him to “give her a stretch” :)“
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That is the sound of something breaking through the ice and calling out for your soul
Purrcussion
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she DEMAND to be Percussed
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He’s a musician
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