A healthy-eating vegetarian beaver to make up for it.
Little plap-plap feet noises too 
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The beaver is like “Out of the way, loafers, some of us work for a living.”
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Where’s its suspensor belt?
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I empathize with those feels. Every time there’s a veggie platter I grab too many carrots. 
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Sounds like me in my flip-flops, headed for the mailbox.
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“And that was why they ruled the world.” 
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OMG, I love that first one. Reminds me of every time I bring groceries home. “Nope, don’t need to make two trips! (drop something on the stairs.) “Nope, I’m good, I’ve got this.” (Drop something while looking for house keys.) “I’m good!”
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Flip flop or boogie board?
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Also, when my wife suggested I should get flip-flops for her dad’s shoe-free sail boat*, I may or may not have tracked down a Greek-style black leather pair. Practical yet metal AF.
*Lest I give the wrong impression, he’s a great guy who spent years restoring an old sail boat and is the kind of person who does good Samaritan work at the marina. Besides, I ask visitors to take off their shoes in our home.
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You see, beavers just don’t understand the importance of fashion…crunch, crunch, crunch. Do you see me dropping my snacks? No, you do not.
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0:14 The one in the background — just watching.
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These two are in no condition to fight. Who the hell booked this match!
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I always feel a little sad when I see obese pets because I know the health complications that go with it, but big cats need love too.
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Perhaps more so… and that backed by action — like putting those kitties on serious diets! 
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Needs narration from one of David Attenborough’s segments on elephant seals.
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