The completed project could pass for modern art: “Dada Dam” by Beave.
A little nightcap for us all on Xmas day. Kittens, set to a Xmas-y Bach tune:
(Someone on teh Twitter made a comment about recording their cats dismantling their Christmas tree and reversing it to make it look like they were decorating it and now I’m obsessed with seeing that.)
I’m the barber of Shrubbery Hollow,
I need neither clippers nor comb,
I never trim anyone’s whiskers,
nor manicure anyone’s dome.
My services aren’t required,
no customers come to my shop
requesting a shave or a haircut,
not even "a bit off the top!’
I’m the barber of Shrubbery Hollow,
with practically nothing to do,
I spend my day sharpening scissors
or giving my shoes a shampoo.
I might as well go out of business
and give up this boring routine,
for why bother being a barber
where everyone’s bald as a bean?
— Jack Prelutsky
Yes, I have a four-year-old. Also, had to check the picture to make sure one of those wasn’t me.
May we butt in?
Those wise men better watch out - Cathy Ladman’s holiday humor makes a good point!
