The Cornholio is father to the man.
Well, at least it’s not a gun…but there is a weapon and a girl.
Here’s mine.
I can work with it, but my third result is much more in tune.
(May Ted Danson live long and prosper.)
Wow.
And this is the first result under Melizmatic + glamour shot:
Wait a minute I got that one too and I never met anybody with my first name!
Scandinavian first name + “glamour shot”, apparently combined with the inability of far too many people to use an apostrophe at all, gave me this:
And you know what? I’ll take it.
With all the famous and lovely Jennifers out there-- Lopez, Lawrence, Aniston-- this winds up being the very first pic for Jennifer + Glamour shot:
…though I have mad respect for how well her hair is behaving. Mine just tends to frizz, so kudos, unknown model!
PANTS.
The sloth Lebowski.
Probably no rhyme or reason to it then.
I got this one:
[carefully considers options]
I’ll take it!