United States on the brink of welcoming back firing squads

Pair this with talks about how good AI is getting, and how we can already have robots with machine learning and IR sensors aim and shoot. Welcome to the dystopia where a firing squad consists of four robotic arms, each ending in a gun tube, made in China.

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Because we are talking about those convicted by late stage capitalism, not the capitalists themselves?

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

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I’ve thought about it, and while I am 100 against the death penalty, the way I’d want to go would be firing squad. 1) Fast 2) hard to mess up 3) UN-desensitizes and re-humanizes the fact that the state just killed someone.

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I’d like to point out that while this is certainly a new flavor of crazy from Illinois, generally we’re pretty sane and have a solid track record recently.

But yeah…this is out there.

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Sergeant: “Okay lads, form up against the white line and present arms!”

Private: “This line, Sarge? The circular one?”

Sergeant: “Just do as you’re told, lad.”

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I think that is the plot of the The Running Man.

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The death penalty is vengeance, not justice.

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I’m fine with capital punishment in some very limited circumstances – Timothy McVeigh, for instance – but mostly oppose it because it’s too much trouble. I’m an acquaintance of someone whose sister was strangled to death by an on-duty state trooper – guy only got life (and there I’d be fine with it too), but the occasional parole hearings are deeply unpleasant process. The appeals process for capital punishment can be unending and I’d rather just stick to life and you are never heard from again.

(That said, yes, as to the let’s be clear about what we’re doing. Hanging, a firing squad is much preferable to this “medicalization” of it).

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I’m fine with the Big Pun album.

Excuse Me What GIF by Bounce

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Capital Punishment, you know? It’s a good album.

Read the thread title and said, gotta be Idaho.

Sadly, I was right.

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Battle Royale is a closer fit, IMO

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Illinois?

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Hey if a buncha fascists are going to off you, at least it has style - “NO BLINDFOLD!!”
As opposed to some medical amateur taking 5 attempts to shoot you up with something other than a big old hunk of kill-you-quick-and-quiet Fentanyl.

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I’m destroying western civilization right now!

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That asshole wanted to be a martyr. In a more just world he would have had to spend half a century or more ruminating on his murderous actions while awaiting the sweet release of death.

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I’m still very pissed off about this shithead’s execution. He was connected to many other white supremacists and “militia” groups. If the DOJ had gone after these terrorists in their nascency, I don’t believe the US would be in the shit it is today.

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Meme Reaction GIF by Robert E Blackmon

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I thank you for your service!

Fantastic Mr Fox Yes GIF

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