Originally published at: Unlock all of your dog's genetic mysteries with DNA My Dog, now on sale for $53 | Boing Boing
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You know, I don’t work in the field or anything, but I’m pretty sure there is a gene that enables dogs to sniff out bullshit.
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Here are your results:
Wolf
That’ll be $53 please
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opens envelope
25% derpy asshole, 100% good boy.
Not sure how, but the maths checks out.
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More complicated than you might imagine…
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“Hey dog, this is your family tree!”
“Can I pee on it? Are there sticks!?”
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There is a similar product for your donkey, called DNA My Ass.
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aka Canus lupus
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Even for humans those DNA kits are an utter con but for dogs???
It are actually dogs (*) that taught us heritage is supposed to be messy and varied. The more known and trackable your heritage is the more you should check your kids for weird jawlines or unexplained leakages!
(*And the Habsburgers)
Turns out my dog’s 100% that bitch.
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So the Government can secretly subpoena the dog DNA database and track my dog? So criminals can hack the dog DNA database and steal my dog’s identity? No, thank you.
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