Video: "Everybody who plays frisbee golf smokes weed," says silly cop

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Jeez. Just because there’s one good apple in the barrel …

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We are all “playing along with the lie that this is a polite and civil interaction” every day, at least those of us who are adults. I know, it can be very unpleasant, but courtesy is the grease that allows the obligatory unpleasant daily interactions to take place in society.
You are a very lucky person indeed, or a hermit, if you never have to interact with someone you don’t like. And don’t forget, this guy’s got a gun!

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If there IS one good apple left in the barrel, it won’t be long before it too starts to rot.

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Or: Why is it that police officers beat their wives and girlfriends at about twice the rate of the general population?

That at least is a question based on statistical evidence rather than possession of a disc golf bag.

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I don’t think ZikZak is talking about the routine daily interactions with annoying people, but very specifically about interactions with cops, where the power distribution is so blatantly lopsided.

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And then you just answered your own question.

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Which was a rhetorical one. It’s permitted.

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“Everybody who plays frisbee golf smokes weed,” says silly cop

Hey, don’t lump this mope in with us silly people!

But seriously, I think if you’re inclined to answer questions like that at all, they’re best met with non-answers, like If all squares are rectangles, why aren’t all rectangles squares?

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Citizen: Every single police officer in the US is a fat, corrupt, donut-eating motherfucker who steals drugs from the evidence locker.

Police officer: Maybe, maybe not.

Citizen: If it weren’t true, you’d have said no.

Police officer: OK, no, I’m not that thing.

Citizen: Now you’re just lying to me.

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All cops eat doughnuts.

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“Thank you, Officer, but I’d prefer not to answer any questions.”

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Good News! Frisbee golf-players are not a protected class, which makes this incident of profiling markedly more legal than usual! God Bless America.

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And the dogs who catch frisbee’s are on catnip…

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police cannot into logic

Amen brother. I don’t think the unions will ever allow it, though.

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You, sadly, may actually be closer to the truth with your comedic post than you intend…

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And the cats who ignore Frisbees smell of elderberries.

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