Wᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴏᴜᴛʏ ᴛᴏᴅᴀY

#A BLOODY SKUNK UNLEASHED ITS ENTIRE LOAD SOMEWHERE NEAR OUR BEDROOM LAST NIGHT! (PROBABLY GOT THE NEIGHBOR’S DOG)
THE WIFE WOKE ME UP AROUND 2 AM SAYING “IT STINKS” – SINCE I REALLY DON’T MIND SKUNK, IT TOOK ME A MINUTE TO REALIZE WHAT SHE WAS GOING ON ABOUT (IT WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO ALMOST TASTE). SINCE THE NIGHT WAS RELATIVELY COOL, BEFORE BED, I HAD SHUT OFF THE AC AND PUT FANS IN THE DOORS TO SUCK IN THE NIGHT AIR – THE ENTIRE HOUSE WAS A STINK BOMB. BY THE TIME I GOT THE HOUSE SEALED UP AND THE BEDROOM DESTINKED, I COULDN’T GO BACK TO SLEEP!!! SUDOKU IT WAS UNTIL I WAS FINALLY BORED TO SLEEP.
BLOODY SKUNKS!!!  

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SPEAKING OF COMICS, SO MANY CHARACTERS SHOUT LIKE THIS EVERY TIME THEY SAY ANYTHING! WHAT MAKES THEM ALL SO ANGRY!?

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THAT TOTALLY SUCKS!  

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#DUDE DO YOU BONE EVEN?!? 

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DUDE? DO YOU BONE BRAH?

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HOW DARE THIS SKUNK BE SO CUTE!!!   AN OUTRAGE!

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#OH F*****G COME ON !!!

 

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#SERIOUSLY! AFTER THE ONE MINUTE I GET FOUR MORE LIKES AND THEN IT’S BACK TO “TIME OUT CORNER”? BB I’M DISAPPOINTED.  

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#DON’T BE SUCH A LIKE-SLUT DUDE-BRO 

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HOLY HELL, IT’S RAINING IN SO CAL AND IT TOOK ME AN HOUR TO COMPLETE MY 20 MINUTE COMMUTE BECAUSE THERE WAS A DAMN ACCIDENT ON THE FREEWAY RIGHT BEFORE MY EXIT! STORMWATCH 2015!!!  

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##FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS WAAAH WAAAH WAAH I GOT A SCRATCH ON MY PRIUS 

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SHUT! YOUR! REASONABLE! AND WELL REASONED!!

PIEHOLE!!

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NO!!!  

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AGAIN? I JUST GOT BACK ONLINE!

#AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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PFT! AMATEUR

PLEASE WAIT FIFTY BILLION 
CUBIT-METERS BEFORE 
YELLING AGAIN

!!!

 

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ABBOTT GOT THE SACK, SOCIALISTS ARE ON THE RISE, AND, AND @JAPHROAIGH , MY BEER FINALLY CLEARED AND IT IS DELICIOUS! WOO HOO!

WHY CAN’T I DO BLOCK CAPITAL @MENTIONS AND OTHERS CAN?!?!?!

FUCKSTICKS!!!

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