#A BLOODY SKUNK UNLEASHED ITS ENTIRE LOAD SOMEWHERE NEAR OUR BEDROOM LAST NIGHT! (PROBABLY GOT THE NEIGHBOR’S DOG)
THE WIFE WOKE ME UP AROUND 2 AM SAYING “IT STINKS” – SINCE I REALLY DON’T MIND SKUNK, IT TOOK ME A MINUTE TO REALIZE WHAT SHE WAS GOING ON ABOUT (IT WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO ALMOST TASTE).   SINCE THE NIGHT WAS RELATIVELY COOL, BEFORE BED, I HAD SHUT OFF THE AC AND PUT FANS IN THE DOORS TO SUCK IN THE NIGHT AIR – THE ENTIRE HOUSE WAS A STINK BOMB.  BY THE TIME I GOT THE HOUSE SEALED UP AND THE BEDROOM DESTINKED, I COULDN’T GO BACK TO SLEEP!!!  SUDOKU IT WAS UNTIL I WAS FINALLY BORED TO SLEEP.
BLOODY SKUNKS!!!  
              
              
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          SPEAKING OF COMICS, SO MANY CHARACTERS SHOUT LIKE THIS EVERY TIME THEY SAY ANYTHING! WHAT MAKES THEM ALL SO ANGRY!?
              
              
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          THAT TOTALLY SUCKS!
              
              
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          #DUDE DO YOU BONE EVEN?!?
              
              
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          DUDE? DO YOU BONE BRAH?
              
              
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          HOW DARE THIS SKUNK BE SO CUTE!!! AN OUTRAGE!
              
              
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          #SERIOUSLY! AFTER THE ONE MINUTE I GET FOUR MORE LIKES AND THEN IT’S BACK TO “TIME OUT CORNER”? BB I’M DISAPPOINTED.
              
              
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          #DON’T BE SUCH A LIKE-SLUT DUDE-BRO
              
              
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          HOLY HELL, IT’S RAINING IN SO CAL AND IT TOOK ME AN HOUR TO COMPLETE MY 20 MINUTE COMMUTE BECAUSE THERE WAS A DAMN ACCIDENT ON THE FREEWAY RIGHT BEFORE MY EXIT! STORMWATCH 2015!!!
              
              
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          ##FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS WAAAH WAAAH WAAH I GOT A SCRATCH ON MY PRIUS 
              
              
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          SHUT! YOUR! REASONABLE! AND WELL REASONED!!
PIEHOLE!!
              
              
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          NO!!!
              
              
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          PFT! AMATEUR
PLEASE WAIT FIFTY BILLION 
CUBIT-METERS BEFORE 
YELLING AGAIN
!!!
              
              
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ABBOTT GOT THE SACK, SOCIALISTS ARE ON THE RISE, AND, AND @JAPHROAIGH , MY BEER FINALLY CLEARED AND IT IS DELICIOUS! WOO HOO!
WHY CAN’T I DO BLOCK CAPITAL @MENTIONS AND OTHERS CAN?!?!?!
FUCKSTICKS!!!
              
              
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