You’re assuming the crane is perfectly level at rest. It could be on slight incline at rest.
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There’s specific “truck” GPS apps and devices which take vehicle height (and weight etc.) into account.
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You’re assuming I was serious.
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Did you really let out a sigh of relief or a sneaky one?
Perhaps the headline should read “Crane driver with mobility aspiration fails bar exam”
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It’s absolutely the driver’s fault, but you can’t fix stupid. You can modify the infrastructure to mitigate stupid.
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They have modified the infrastructure to mitigate stupid.
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the only thing see missing is calling for an outright end to roads.
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Interestingly, that one has not come up too much in previous BB posts. But I do approve of the idea!
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Yes. They have also underestimated the amount of mitigation necessary.
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I suggest we just get rid of all vehicles that can’t fit underneath that.
Alternatively, set up tear-shredding spikes triggered by a laser overheight sensor.
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Yeah, like that will stop the kind of idiot this bridge exists to test for.
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Maybe not, but at least they’ll get those few extra inches of clearance.
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Your point is obscure.
I meant something more anthropomorphic, where the bridge is a character and everyone reacts to him (I’m assuming it’s a he for some reason) the way they react to the real bridge. “It’s all your fault!” “Why aren’t you taller?!?”
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Ah the joys of replying on a mobile device. I don’t exactly remember, but it is likely multiple orifices let out some relief (perhaps not all at the same time).
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