Here’s what would most certainly be one of the greatest pleasures of human existence:
Seeing the American public wake the fuck up and finally elect someone who actually does what is says on the politician tin. If Bernie gets in, there will be street parties across the fucking world.
And then to see Sanders hand the vile oligarch scum their arses on the silver platter they’re used to eating your kids’ future off, that’d be sweeter still.
Please, guys - make the scum feel the Bern.
90%, arseholes - read it and weep… that’s what you (eventually) get for waging class war. Fuckers.
Or, if you are more vaguely minded. Getting up, showering and getting dressed, going to work, and finding the door locked because it is a public holiday.
Initially very embarrassing, but then, hey, I’ve got a free day.
I showed up for work one Monday and was told that it was a floating holiday that I had forgotten. All I could think of was what fun I missed out on the night before.