What happens on Newsnight if you admit using porn


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the time they interviewed me, I got off light. they identified me as “oxygen breather.” luckily, they didn’t even think to ask if I wore diapers.


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JANE

So Steve, Susan’s been telling us that you’ve been using pornography

STEVE

"Using Pornography? What a strange expression, Jane. I enjoy erotica,
if that’s what you mean. But then, doesn’t everyone? I certainly don’t
use pornography, whatever that means. That makes me sound like some kind of…

SUSAN
(helpfully)

Wanker?

Steve, defending his taste in film. Coupling series one, episode 4. “Inferno”


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Coupling was great! (until Jeff left, anyway)


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