I always thought it was a play on the way the Jesus is pronounced in Spanish which is more like “Hey Zeus”
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Please tell me the B doesn’t stand for ‘Brian’.
(Looks over shoulder)
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So, in Heaven, his name is Art.
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I prefer ‘Jesus-to-Jesus-and-eight-hands-around’, and I dunno where that comes from, either.
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I remember that in his listing of expletives H.L. Mencken mentioned "Jesus H. Particular Christ!" as a variant. I always liked that one.
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How about Hieronymus?
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My preferred use is actually in a diss of Me First’s Fat Mike. Think they had to settle out of court for with the writers for the interpolation
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Slurs are funny now?
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It should really be “Juan” though. Zechariah 14:9, The Lord is Juan and his name is Juan.
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I’m sure some kids are very confused about the whole topic.
I thought the son of God was named Andy! Like in the song…
And He walks with me, and He talks with me,
And He tells me I am His own…
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According to the yuletide song His birth was announced by a couple of angels named Harold.
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Don’t forget Acts 2:1 where they drove around in his car, one Accord.
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I’m unconvinced about Xmas. I always assumed it’s for the same reason we see trains at an X-ing – The X, being a criss-cross, can be substituted for both “criss” and “cross.”
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#Holy ?
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Yes, but is he on a crutch?
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Haploid? (since he had only one human parent)
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Kind of ironic that the Vatican just put out a statement condemning surrogacy, all things considered.
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& Who’s Got the Pain When They Do The Mambo? Verdon/Fosse at their best:
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