Why are Jihadis obsessed with Red Mercury?

Doh! Somehow I missed that link in the original post and only ended up following the others.

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It’s got the larger V6 engine, leather seats, and a 6 disc changer. And the seats fold down, ladies. No more cramped back seats for getting it on…

It looks like one of those bugs that replace fishes’ tongues though.

You’re just making it sound even cooler.

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Nah - it’s just illegal to sell fake stories about WMD. But there’s actually no punishment - that’s fake as well.

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The hatchback that didn’t have enough trunk space. The designers gave up and the assembly line workers helped out the executives.

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