Have you ever heard of the “stuntman shot”?
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Stand on a chair. Hold a wedge of lime in one hand and pour salt on your, that webbing btwn the index finger and thumb, hold a shot of tequila in the other hand.
Snort the salt, slam the shot, squeeze the lime into your eyes, then jump off the chair.
Boom. Stuntman shot.
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I was told the same story about Albert Einstein hiring people for his lab. Both stories correct? None correct? Interesting concept anyway!
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I believe many younger people don’t wear watches these days, as they all have phones, and this has become their main time-telling device. Besides, how did they know the applicant didn’t use a pocket watch?
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I never really thought of Einstein having a lab.
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Oh that’s the training wheels way, I just shoot that shot and start contemplating the next.
“Training Wheels” is with lime & salt for the uninitiated in ways of Tequila drinking.
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Always pictured him having some Maine coon cats, and maybe a Shitzu. 
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And two minutes!
Thanks folks, we’ll be here all week!
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You’ll get a much more thorough seasoning and develop deeper flavors if you season as you go.
Cowboy killer.
1 shot of tequila.
1 tsp salt
2 lemon wedges
1 rubber band.
Place rubber band around head.
Snort line of salt.
Squeeze both lemon wedges into your eyes simultaneously.
Locate and consume tequila.
Using both thumbs stretch the rubber band out to it’s full length of travel.
Release.
Repeat.
When I’m taking a job interview, I’m interview you as much as you’re interviewing me.
One of my standard questions was (I’ve have been at my current job for over a decade)
“Do I have to wear a tie?”
If the answer was yes, I’m out. I won’t be a good fit for any office with that type of antiquated thinking.
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FYI, it’s said Thomas Edison was disinclined to drink, because it threw him off his game.
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Of course . Reduces blood flow to the brain. Enhances compliance . Why wouldn’t you ?
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It’s far from certain … unless others keep explicitly telling you this.
I’m picturing him just sitting across the desk, watching intently as a secretary brings out a solitary bowl of soup and a small salt shaker, waiting, judging.
This is the entire interview.
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Legend says he knew that about himself, and assumed all assumption-makers in one situation would be assumption-makers in all situations - because he was, and he assumed he couldn’t come up with patentable ideas on his own, and further assumed that no other assumption-makers could either.
That’s why he decided to use a test make sure to only employ creative, testing types, so he could slap his name on their ideas.
Funnily enough, he overheard the idea for that at a restaurant as he salted his soup without tasting it first.
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I used to buy the blue dragon variety until they ball parked it… it was part of the mulled fruit fabric conditioner… a certain air con… air freshener that was sublime not that it was supposed to be…
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