Today, Ford, speaking for the auto industry, announced it would immediately discontinue all automobile production after learning of a “traffic accident” in which four people died.
“We had no idea our vehicles could be the cause of such death and devastation and we urge Americans and the world to immediately cease using our vehicles until such a time as we can make them and all roads and highways 100% safe for everyone.”
Several major cities said that all cars would henceforth be limited to a few small “parking lots” located in open country and as far away from crowded cities as possible,
Definitely a bit of overreaction to one helicopter accident. Considering more people were probably killed by muggers in NYC that same day.