Damn, I miss that old red teeshirt. Really, really do.
Must listen to some Clapton today.
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Yeah, you canât do âSnort Thisâ, either.
But you CAN do 'Coke Blows".
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I shared a Coke with Tooth Decay and Agua Azucarda, the latter because it would not accept Sugar Water.
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It doesnât like âThe 1%â either. I guess they wonât share.
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It doesnât alliw âGayâ either,which seems like coke is being complicit in Russian persecutionof homosexuals.
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It censored âCoke Killsâ, and âÂĄPeligroso!â, but accepted âSugar=Deathâ, âHuman Rightsâ, âNot Foodâ and â my favorite â âTooth Melterâ.
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This reminds me of some time ago when Nike was allowing people to customize Air Jordans with their own message. It completely backfired when a huge amount were ordered with anti-corporate/anti-sweatshop messages.
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Come on. You missed another big aspect of this story. âStraightâ works, but âGayâ doesnât.
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It wonât allow âwar on waterâ, âIndia waterâ, âboycottâ and âhuman rightsâ, which was the last straw. My computer isnât allowed to make any more cokes 
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So out of sheer pique I decided to try to share a Coke with Hitler. Sadly, they seem to have anticipated this act. Thing is, why is Hitler so special? Surely if theyâre willing to block old Adolf, theyâre certainly willing to shut down other ranking members of the Nazi party. Letâs say, Heinrich Himmler.
https://shareacoke.co.za/photocard.aspx?img=Himmler
Oh dear. Leader of the SS, personally directed the Holocaust, youâd think that theyâd be more careful about this. Letâs try Joesph Goebbels.
https://shareacoke.co.za/photocard.aspx?img=Goebbels
Oh my. Albert Speer?
https://shareacoke.co.za/photocard.aspx?img=Albert_Speer
Surely not Dr. Mengele?
https://shareacoke.co.za/photocard.aspx?img=Mengele
So outside of the one identifiable âmain bad guyâ, Coca-Cola seems fine with sending the Nazi Party a virtual Coke. Letâs try other monsters of history. Idi Amin?
https://shareacoke.co.za/photocard.aspx?img=Idi_Amin
How about Augusto Pinochet?
https://shareacoke.co.za/photocard.aspx?img=Pinochet
Sadly Pol Pot was blocked. Jello Biafra would be proud.
About this time I was running into some sort of submission limit. Which doesnât make sense - donât they want to send the world a Coke? Oh well, switching browsers seems to resolve the issue. Handy hint: next time you want to institute submission limits do it on an account basis or by IP address guys. Cookie-based limits will only cause assholes like myself to easily step around them out of spite.
Lastly, besides Hitler, thereâs one other individual youâd think theyâd want to block, and yet both âOsamaâ and âBin Ladenâ make it through just fine.
https://shareacoke.co.za/photocard.aspx?img=Osama
https://shareacoke.co.za/photocard.aspx?img=Bin_Laden
All in all, a fine example of why blocking âcontroversialâ content doesnât work.
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I just like your screen name. Too bad âSoylent Plaidâ wouldnât fit.
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And or course who wouldnât want a nice refreshing Crystal-Meth
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Man! Didnât they learn anything at all from the Bush/Cheney Sloganator?
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SoylentRed works and is hilarious, as is True-Blood.
https://shareacoke.co.za/photocard.aspx?img=SoylentââRed
https://shareacoke.co.za/photocard.aspx?img=True-Blood
This is too fun, I had to stop myself at Crack-Baby, iâm crossing my own lines, now. This brings out the immature in me big time. lol.
https://shareacoke.co.za/photocard.aspx?img=Crack-Baby
Iâll end with this one last one.
https://shareacoke.co.za/photocard.aspx?img=Cock-Cola
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