Fake fire extinguisher.
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filled with petrol?
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Well, if you are really serious about your comedy. I say, 'why not?"
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Or filling the sprinkler system with alcohol.
Actually happened, when a buildingās heating system was going down for maintenance over the weekend, and they worried that the pipes would freeze. Guess what happened nextā¦
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I keep saying it. GC-MS to every home!
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As a nurse and a clinical lab technician, I canāt begin to list the reasons why this is SO not cool. No- Not cool at all.
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Wow.
That is genuinely horrible in so many different ways.
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Presumably the user buys it to play a prank on the potential father/grandparents/etc.
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Is there a āRule 34ā for maliciousness instead of porn?
Itās one of the two āmost sociopathic possible āprankā itemsā I could imagine here:
The other was āprank epi-pensā so I hope thereās an actual limit to how cruel we are as a species, and those still exist only in my cynical imagination.
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Ugh, I think anyone caught giving out fake contraceptives should be made legally responsible for the full 18 years of child-raising costs for any resulting pregnancyā¦
18 years, I wish. College starts in the fall! Iāll be happy if it is only 22.
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You know those fake peanut brittle cans? The ones with the spring snakes that jump outāthe ones EVERYONE knows thereās jumping spring snakes in the can.
Get one of those. Replace the snake with real peanut brittle.
Theyāll flench move their head over the side when you point it at them and open it. āWhat? Itās just peanut brittleā
Then after a month or so when theyāve become conditioned to expect peanut brittleāreplace the snakes.
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I was once told a story about a group of Coast Guard guys on a ship who had to provide urine samples for a drug test. The night before the shipās cook put kidney tracers that turned their urine different colors in their meals. The official conducting the urine test brought the rainbow of samples up to the deck and said, āIāll be back in a week.ā Then he tossed the samples overboard.
Itās probably not a true story, but a much, much, much better prank.
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Alcohol mist + fire? I bet it was pretty.
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Yeah well the joke would be on her because I lied when I said I was ready to settle down and have kids, and I neglected to mention my vasectomy.
Depiliatory lotion in a shampoo bottle?
Chili oil in the Astroglide?
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Neutral Red powder on a soap bar. (Or on anything else.) The grains are so little they are difficult to see. The dye dissolves in water and stains INTENSELY. If you work in a bio lab, it is used for staining cell cultures for plaque titration of viruses and the access is easy.
Good to catch people red-handed. 
Now that would be some hot sex!
Yea, its the little touchesā¦
Made salsa once -had to chop a buncha jalapenos. Apparently, it takes more than warm water and soap to completely remove capsaicin from your hands.
Later that day, during sexy timeā¦ well, lets just say that things got a little hotter than expected.
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