World's worst prank - always positive pregnancy test

Fake fire extinguisher.

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filled with petrol?

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Well, if you are really serious about your comedy. I say, 'why not?"

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Or filling the sprinkler system with alcohol.

Actually happened, when a buildingā€™s heating system was going down for maintenance over the weekend, and they worried that the pipes would freeze. Guess what happened nextā€¦

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I keep saying it. GC-MS to every home!

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As a nurse and a clinical lab technician, I canā€™t begin to list the reasons why this is SO not cool. No- Not cool at all.

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Wow.

That is genuinely horrible in so many different ways.

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Presumably the user buys it to play a prank on the potential father/grandparents/etc.

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Is there a ā€œRule 34ā€ for maliciousness instead of porn?

Itā€™s one of the two ā€œmost sociopathic possible ā€˜prankā€™ itemsā€ I could imagine here:

The other was ā€œprank epi-pensā€ so I hope thereā€™s an actual limit to how cruel we are as a species, and those still exist only in my cynical imagination.

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Ugh, I think anyone caught giving out fake contraceptives should be made legally responsible for the full 18 years of child-raising costs for any resulting pregnancyā€¦

18 years, I wish. College starts in the fall! Iā€™ll be happy if it is only 22.

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You know those fake peanut brittle cans? The ones with the spring snakes that jump outā€”the ones EVERYONE knows thereā€™s jumping spring snakes in the can.

Get one of those. Replace the snake with real peanut brittle.
Theyā€™ll flench move their head over the side when you point it at them and open it. ā€œWhat? Itā€™s just peanut brittleā€

Then after a month or so when theyā€™ve become conditioned to expect peanut brittleā€”replace the snakes.

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I was once told a story about a group of Coast Guard guys on a ship who had to provide urine samples for a drug test. The night before the shipā€™s cook put kidney tracers that turned their urine different colors in their meals. The official conducting the urine test brought the rainbow of samples up to the deck and said, ā€œIā€™ll be back in a week.ā€ Then he tossed the samples overboard.

Itā€™s probably not a true story, but a much, much, much better prank.

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Alcohol mist + fire? I bet it was pretty.

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Yeah well the joke would be on her because I lied when I said I was ready to settle down and have kids, and I neglected to mention my vasectomy.

Depiliatory lotion in a shampoo bottle?

Chili oil in the Astroglide?

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Neutral Red powder on a soap bar. (Or on anything else.) The grains are so little they are difficult to see. The dye dissolves in water and stains INTENSELY. If you work in a bio lab, it is used for staining cell cultures for plaque titration of viruses and the access is easy.

Good to catch people red-handed. :smiley:

Now that would be some hot sex!

Yea, its the little touchesā€¦

Made salsa once -had to chop a buncha jalapenos. Apparently, it takes more than warm water and soap to completely remove capsaicin from your hands.

Later that day, during sexy timeā€¦ well, lets just say that things got a little hotter than expected.

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