Worried About the Election? VOTE BY PHONE!

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/09/14/worried-about-the-election-vo.html

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But only if you’re a Trump supporter.

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(Please don’t actually do this; this is just a joke.)

Call 1-900-TRUMP45.[*]

[*] Voter will receive a 5 minute long[**] congratulatory ramble from Donald Trump about their vote.
[**] Voter will be charged $2.99 for the first minute and $0.99 for each additional minute. All proceeds go to the Joe Biden for President organization.

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Donny Boy only channels old Chicago mayor Daley’s “Vote early, vote often” refrain.

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