Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/12/download-a-free-ringtone-of-donald-trumps-covid-cough.html
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No thanks.
I look forward to the day I’ll get to spend 24 hours not having to hear that shithead’s voice whenever I turn on the news or TV. No way I’d use his disgusting cough as a ringtone.
I dont even want to hear him speak normally. So… ya know. No.
A free anything associated with Donald Trump is too expensive.
Except maybe tickets to watch his trial on corruption charges in the Southern District of New York. If they wanted to make some cash for the state they could make that pay-per-view.
Funny! But some cash? I think it would be more popular than the Super Bowl.
Or having to have him or anybody in his family even enter my thoughts. That will be a good day.
I don’t want Donny Boy’s coughs as ringtones. Nor his whines, or little piggy squeals when farting, his snores, his quasi-orgasmic grunts, nor his last breaths when they finally arrive. All I want is his silence.
The sound of ivy and earthworms pushing thru his remains will do, thanks but no thanks.
How is this even a thing?
Putting this on your phone and having it ring at full volume is guaranteed to clear out any store you are in.
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