If you really want a bed that will keep you from being crushed in the event of a building collapse why not just build a conventional canopy bed out of heavy box steel? You could have a sturdy roof on top to protect you from falling ceiling debris; maybe even add some emergency airbags if you’re feeling extra paranoid. No risk of accidentally triggering “sarcophagus” mode and you could just store emergency supplies inside a headboard cabinet for easy access.
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HaPpY CaKe DaY! 
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I wonder if spirited sex would trigger a drop into this earthquake-proof coffin, er… bed?
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Didn’t know this was a thing, but glad to know it exists. That bed has me thinking I might need an alert here, because the East Coast has faults, too. To balance out the sense of impending doom, I’d have to figure out a way for an alert to play this 
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Only if the metal chamber had Internet access and Netflix.
I’d be more worried of it snapping shut when it shouldn’t as I got out of bed to pee. 
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Yoinked!
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