WWE fires Hulk Hogan after racist sex tape tirade exposed in court

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As long as they’re only posted once, and accompanied by suitable text, and an adult.

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https://web.archive.org/web/20101231234337/http://www.allheadlinenews.com/briefs/articles/90028932

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Yeah, I guess I had that coming.

Do me a favor: if it every comes to light that the Scooby Doo gang was running a human trafficking operation out of that van then don’t bother telling me, frankly I’d just prefer not to know.

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I think the Scooby Doo gang were just brave social activists forty years ahead of their time.

Zippy, George and Bungle from Rainbow probably ended up on the sex offenders register though (NSFW).

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I expect better from my steroid addled acrobatic soap opera stars!

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Wasn’t it the National Enquirer that broke the John Edward’s story, which also proved to be true?

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http://teamventure.org/vbwiki/The_Groovy_Gang

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that oompa-loompa has gotten too big for his britches.

“Fight for the rights of every* man”

* non-whites subject to exclusion

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Damn, beat me to it…

“When are we going to my parents’ place Ted? We’ve been on the road a year…”
“I told you Patty, GOD says we have to be together… You wouldn’t disobey GOD would you?”
“No Ted, I’ll be good…”

Man that was an extremely depressing Venture Episode. It wasn’t zany so much as made me feel bad for the characters. Especially Venturestien and Patty.

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According to the article, WWE is already trying to pull a Benoit on Hogan by erasing any reference to him off their web properties and marketplace.

This is going to be interesting. Erasing Hogan from history is going to be a lot harder than what they did to Benoit.

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Dear Hogan,

I know you’re a racist, and by all accounts you’re a terrible person all round and have been for decades, but please have the wherewithal not to compound it by signing your tweets. They’re on your twitter account, so everyone already knows who it’s coming from, and your initials just happen to be neonazi shorthand for Heil Hitler.

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Andre has always been one of my favorite giants…

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Coincidentally, that’s also the complete text of a Samuel Beckett play!

Actually, not that much of a coincidence.

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