xkcd's funny comic told from a coronavirus's point of view

And old meme updated for our times:

I cannot brain today; I have the dumb.

I cannot staying home today; I have the I too young/I too strong/I know it’s a conspiracy/some shit.

I cannot breathing today; I have the covid19.

I cannot alive today; I have the die.

The three pathogens pictured (apart from the coronavirus) are Staphylococcus (presumably – a bacterium), a bacteriophage (a virus), and an amoeba (a protozoan). That seems to cover most of the bases; the fungi and prions must have been otherwise engaged.

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This is an epic disaster. Are you going to be ok? Do you have flour and eggs? Can you make your own pasta?

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