Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/12/trump-on-coronavirus-we-nee.html
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I misread that as:
“I’m gonna go away.”
I wish he fucking would, already; bad karma is long overdue for that orange walking disaster.
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I’ve never seen his hair from that angle. Are his bangs like 15" long?
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He is stupid and his every action is self-serving.
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“We need a little separation until such time as this goes away. It’s gonna go away, it’s gonna go away. I was watching Scott, I was watching Scott this morning, and he was saying within 2 months. But in the meantime, we want to lose as few people as possible, so important”
Beautiful. It’s like a haiku of stupidity by someone who doesn’t understand syllables.
(eta) I don’t know why that was directed to you. Oops. Can’t seem to fix it either.
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I read it as the thing I keep saying about him!
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Who is he trying to convince?
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Everyone.
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Yep, combed forward, then up, over, and back. It’s a pompover.
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who the fuck is Scott?!
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Cool, it’ll be gone in two months. I’ll book a cruise for June!
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That’s what Melania has been saying for YEARS.
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At some level, it sounds to me like the whimpering of a frightened four year old who is trying to self-comfort after imagining they saw something move in their bedroom closet.
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Trump never met a problem that a travel ban and a tax cut couldn’t fix.
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Because I said the same thing, but in koan form.
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Since he gets all his news from FOX it’s probably one of his asslickers there like Jon Scott. Or maybe Florida Senator and Trump Asslicker Rick Scott. Who knows which Scott, but definitely an asslicker.
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FTFY 
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Whilst I think he’s an under-qualified buffoon - This is what Alexander Boris de Pffifel said in a presser today. Compare and contrast with Donny. 
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Orangy, you’re doing a heckuva job!
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That’s the gag, though, right?
The more Boris acts like a buffoon, the more you know it’s an act.
The more Trump acts like a buffoon, the more you know he’s being himself.
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