You can call me AI

It has a strange kinky porn vintage vibe…

Oh, just look at the fingers…

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The various youtube AI videos were fun for about a month… honesty, now they’re just boring, because they all kind of look the same, and aren’t very creative.

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Leaders of the world’s most prominent AI companies are being recruited for the Homeland Security Department’s new advisory group.

Officially titled the Artificial Intelligence Safety and Security Board, the group will counsel US government on a wide range of AI-related issues. The guidance would concern not only national security but also electricity consumption (which is a problem on the horizon for AI) and manufacturing, according to the Wall Street Journal.

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:person_facepalming:

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Please, take it away!

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Europol’s report last summer said it was mostly used for crimping!

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Criming autofuckup!

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Angry Season 2 GIF by The Office

But yeah… criming is the biggest use of AI, no doubt.

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Crime is the old fashioned word for “disruption”!

Like does tech have a business model that isn’t crime any more? Break the law until you are too big to prosecute.

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No Way Do Not Want GIF by Schitt's Creek

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Source

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Britney Spears What GIF

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You can tell AI is great because all its proponents lie constantly about what it is, what it does, and what it might be able to do. At least with crypto we were spared the inane analogies in favor of it being magic.

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Ai is like when a comedian steals a whole load of other comedians’ jokes and puts them into a blender until they come out beige.

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Mmm, beigeness.

Food Love GIF by CBC

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The giant sandslugs in Dune were a bit ick.

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That song was in my head when I wrote that!

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I just (virtually) attended an ‘AI’ meeting in my field. ‘AI’ in quotes because everyone has moved on from the ‘just throw your data in there and magic happens’ to a specific application of neural nets to particular part of our overall problem and hoping they work.

There remains no reason to believe that the “Curse of Dimensionality” is handled well by neural nets. That curse, in short, just means that any problem over 3 dimensions gets basically impossible to do rigourously (without being really, really careful, which neural nets are not). Since “dimension” here usually means, roughly, ‘an input to your problem’, there tend to be many more than 3.

This question was avoided during the entire two days of discussion. That’s disappointing, because mathematicians are professionally adverse to lies, so it tells me people really, really don’t like the answer to the question.

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