You can call me AI

Isn’t SQL Server Sybase? It’s been ages since I’ve had to use it, so I don’t remember offhand if that’s what it’s derived from.

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I’ve heard that, as well, but since (IME) Sybase was run via a command line (ok, shell) and SQL via a GUI, I can’t even put them in the same part of my head for any kind of comparison…

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Reminds me of this gem of a scene,

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except replace “pill that makes you blind” with “software that gives wrong answers” (which isn’t a far cry)

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Add this one to the list of ways that AI can doom us:

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:face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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HAL is about to get an stylish new look

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#forbiddensnacks

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So, rounded edges.

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I can’t help thinking of the wheel design team from the Golgafrincham ark…

Do something useful with your fucking life Johnno.

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What do the media companies need him for then?

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Maybe he’s totally fucking sick of playing mocap roles?

He is a speciality case of one, an actor who became famous and no doubt rich for being supposedly great at mocap roles. Maybe he hates himself for it?

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Is this really a solution, or just a way for Cloudflare to insert itself into the cash stream?

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Because rent-seeking is the one true way to make all the money, we’ve managed to find a way to insert ourselves into and profit from other people’s wholesale theft of IP.

It’s almost like you can’t make money from actually making new things, because there are entire industries devoted to stealing it from you and selling it back to you with a markup for all the metaparasitic industries which have been invented to insert themselves in the process like ichneumon wasps, only not as pleasant or useful.

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