You Monster

(Dammit, missed the obvious retort:)
I monster,
You monster.

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What, you don’t like sync-dancing spidercows?

ETA: Whoops, forgot to say it

YOU MoNSTER.

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I may have once, but I have absolutely no recollection of that at all.

PS: All kidding aside, I think Cyriak has an innate understanding that the scariest monsters are distortions/hybridizations of real creatures and people. (Something in our psyche, perhaps some connection to evolution?) The Alien movie creature is nowhere near as disturbing as his Baa sheep.

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Hey! Where’s your “you monster”!

You monster!

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See? See what Cyriak has done to me?! He made me forget to add…

… you monster.

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Continuing the discussion from Chatty Chatty Chat Chat:

Trying to keep threads on-topic?

You monster.

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Cyriak is that much of a monster.
You monster.

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I believe the following should provide me an endless ‘supply’ of “you monsters”.

you monster ^ you monster

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Until you cause a kernel panic as the OS runs out of resources
You daemonmonster.

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Tech has finally caught up to his art.
they are monsters

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It would be interesting to hear Cyriak’s own view on that. If nothing else, latest tech may have been making it easier for him to deliver his ‘vision’, but if his chief goal has been to (pardon me) mindfuck his audience, then I could make a case for the limitations of earlier tech (in terms of his animations’ appearance and ‘mechanics’) actually benefiting him by adding to their disturbing look.

Think “The Residents” (1970s group). Technology has clearly scrubbed their work clean of their earlier, intentionally bizarre edge. Much better (or should I say effective) in the 70s than now.

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Gentlemen, behold!(er)

Eye Monster!

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You’re not much for playing by the rules, you monster.

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Monsters do not have rules… so I hear.

Still… you monster.

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That tore it!

I’m outta here!

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I called out a co-employee for misbehavior, fired her, and she made up shit to destroy my career.

You monster.

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I just spent half an hour watching cyriak videos. Thanks.

You monster.

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I just feared for your sanity.
You monster.

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Omg, there was a semi secret level on the game, I think it was Secret of the Silverblades for the C64, that had a room with about a hundred beholders. It was literally an impossible battle, and meant instadeath. However there was a bug that if you died in a certain way, all the beholders would drop their loot, you’d get the experience points, you could respawn and steal all the stuff they dropped.

Me vs. monsters.

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This format appears to be habit-forming.
You monster.

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