You Monster

**Location: On my stool in Jr. High shop-class…

Showed the kid next to me a ‘boing’ in my pants while giggling… and he told me how to do a “SIRD”…
… (Self Induced Reproductive Discharge)

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You ~bicep building~ Monster !

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Thanks, I needed to go down a Cyriak hole right now.

You Monster.

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If you’ve just gotten back from a Belgium City and sampled some of their Escort services and wish to rate them online…

You Mons TER

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I, Robot
You, Monster

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Didn’t someone already say that?

You monster!

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X-posting to the correct thread.

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Someone wished for two random summer days in early March and it happened.

You monster.

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A game, husband says
Play haiku, no harm, he pleads
You, sir, a monster

P.S. I could kill Mr. Jilly. I can’t stop replying in haiku. I’m counting syllables in my sleep. I’m worried it’s a gateway form. First, it’s haiku, then I move on to the harder stuff: iambic pentameter, rhyming couplets. Before you know it, I’m hitting the villanelle.

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You have my support. Wait, cancel that, you have my encouragement.

Wait, never listen to what I say.

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What are you doing?!

You monster!

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Have I not introduced you to Tautology Club? Me monster!

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Does this club have snacks?

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Would I start a club without snacks!?
You monster.

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The last club I went to had a nail in it.

You monster.

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All snacks are not created equal, much like animals on the farm. I ain’t turning out for some stale pretzels and warm beer. Lack of detail about said snacks …

You monster.

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The last club I went to had snails in it. With butter and garlic. (Their architecture used the correct fasteners).

You Sulley.

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You monster.

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There’s a horrendous female sheep that has been terrorising my neck of the woods

Ewe Monster.

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Not any more, it isn’t. What are you trying to do, make people accidentally work extra days? You monster.

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Luke Harper’s Twitter game is on point.

Push Harper! You monster.

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