You Monster

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I wish we could convince our dogs to only go in the yard, and not the living room carpet right in front of the door to ward off “intruders”.

Those monsters.

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So, at least a quarter of all games of Traveler RPG then? :wink:

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You seem to be unclear on the rules of this game,
you monster!

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A fellow mutant publicly accused me of being unclear about the rules of this game.

You monster.

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Now you get it, you monster!

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Ewe monster!

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I chopped down the house that you had been saving to live in next
summer.
I am sorry, but it was morning, and I had nothing to do
and its wooden beams were so inviting.

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We laughed at the hollyhocks together
and then I sprayed them with lye.
Forgive me. I simply do no know what I am doing.

		3

I gave away the money that you had been saving to live on for the
next ten years.
The man who asked for it was shabby
and the firm March wind on the porch was so juicy and cold.

		4

Last evening we went dancing and I broke your leg.
Forgive me. I was clumsy and
I wanted you here in the wards, where I am the doctor!

Kenneth Koch, you monster!

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A French guy asked me who was the worst Looney Tunes character.

I said “Pepe Le Pew, monsieur.”

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A big dude with a bolt through his neck just asked me to pick my favourite Herman.

You. Munster.

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“I’m calling you from Windows. I heard you have a virus.”

You monster.

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[looks at @anon36155390’s avatar]

You monster.

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**Location: On my stool in Jr. High shop-class…

Showed the kid next to me a ‘boing’ in my pants while giggling… and he told me how to do a “SIRD”…
… (Self Induced Reproductive Discharge)

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You ~bicep building~ Monster !

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Thanks, I needed to go down a Cyriak hole right now.

You Monster.

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If you’ve just gotten back from a Belgium City and sampled some of their Escort services and wish to rate them online…

You Mons TER

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76

I, Robot
You, Monster

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77

Didn’t someone already say that?

You monster!

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X-posting to the correct thread.

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Someone wished for two random summer days in early March and it happened.

You monster.

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A game, husband says
Play haiku, no harm, he pleads
You, sir, a monster

P.S. I could kill Mr. Jilly. I can’t stop replying in haiku. I’m counting syllables in my sleep. I’m worried it’s a gateway form. First, it’s haiku, then I move on to the harder stuff: iambic pentameter, rhyming couplets. Before you know it, I’m hitting the villanelle.

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You have my support. Wait, cancel that, you have my encouragement.

Wait, never listen to what I say.

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