You Monster

You monster.

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The original message at the beginning of the thread clearly states the rules of the game, where each entry is supposed to end with "you monster, " you monster.

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You monster.

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Word play isn’t fair, you minster.

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York Minster, you monster.

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A friend of mine and me went there about a million years ago, and his comment was, “I’ve never encountered anything that questions my atheism so profoundly”.

To which I replied, “you monster”.

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You monster!

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So this bit of news was dropped in the lounge

YOU MONSTER.

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Damnit, I still don’t have access back to the lounge.

#bbs, you monsters!

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@monkeyoh made me miss @SmashMartian

You monster!

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@monkeyoh also made me post that in the wrong thread the first time.

You monster!

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you’re the one with the real life.

you monster.

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As a Boy Scout in Ten Mile River Camp, our assistant scoutmaster whipped out his daily-sharpened Bowie knife and cut down our gorgeous, just-completed UNAUTHORIZED monkey bridge.

You (dickless) monster.

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All this “you monster”-ing made me carry “you monster” into another thread.

You monster!

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You’ve only been back a month, and you want access into the lounge right away?
You’ve been here 27 of the past 93 days; you should be back in the lounge when you hit 50% of the last 100, so, probably, 23 more days.
You monster.

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Somebody other than me is coming up with awesome game threads.

YOU MONSTER!

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Our landlord decided to renovate bathrooms on 8 out of 12 floors in our building simultaneously.

That monster.

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"I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold"

… You monster!

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Five minutes after ‘cleaning up’ the yard, I’m about to start the mower and both dogs make another ‘deposit’ .

You Monster(s)

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