I was working on a song this morning and it was coming along nicely, but then I had to go to work.
You monster.
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Now I have the strong urge to write a song and make an accompanying animated music video that explores the ambiguity of the phrase: âWork, You Monster.â But alas, I too, must work.
You Monster.
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Someone accused me of psychic theft, likely thinks time travel was involved also.
You monster.
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I was listening to a Glasvegas song and then an REM album today.
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Setting: A bar in Jamaica
Tourist: Oh, a bloody Mary! Complete with celery stick, very nice. But wait, whoâs it for?
Bartender: Of course itâs for you, mon. Stir!
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You donât stir with the celery! Thatâs the healthy part that makes up for the bloody Mary!
You monster.
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I bought some cables that promised superior audio quality for a few hundred bucks, and when I realized that they didnât magically improve my signal, I couldnât come down from my frustration because I was hopped up on energy drinks after a night of unsuccessfully surfing a popular career and job search website.
You Monsters.
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I was told a service interruption would be fixed within 24-48 hoursâŚa week ago.
You monster.
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You monster. XD
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I, Robot.
You, monster.
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Milk came out my nose.
You monster.
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Kids are addicted to ketchup on just about any/everythingâŚ
It wasnât until my kids had children of their own that I told them almost half of what they consumed was watered down to save on $$ and trips to the storeâŚ
They rolled their eyes and said:
You Monster !
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I was trying to find out what had attacked me in the dark and I found this wiki page:
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You monsters.
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Now I want to play Planetfall.
You monster.
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Those little monsters.
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DITTO. . .
Flashbacks You Monster !
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once I linked tvtropes without warning.
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A hotdog without ketchup, mustard, relish, peppers, and foie gras!?
You monster!
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