That sounds exactly like the kind of thing a talking cat would say if it was trying to fool a courtroom into thinking it was a human lawyer.
Obligatory:
https://www.oglaf.com/caw/
Can we start a pawtition to make this filter mandatory for upcoming SCOTUS cases argued during the pandemic?
I could watch this all day long.
Previously, in the last episode of “Texas Technical Goofs ‘n’ Gummint”…
and earlier but less glamorously:
Where is The Shaggy D.A. when you need em
On the internet, no one believes that you really are a cat.
Grab 'em by the filter?
I wonder if it’s the first time that sentence has been used in a court of law? Quite possibly.
Maybe a Matthew Hopkins witch trial?
Yeah, it was nice try by that cat to pretend he can haz a lawyer. It almost worked, too.
Equally obligatory:
https://www.oglaf.com/salvage/
It does, although this one doesn’t look like one of the built in ones, so it’s probably a third-party programme.
ETA: yes, according to CNet it’s Snap Camera
The video of this has already been released last year. It was called ‘Cats’.
All Oglaf is obligatory. Some days, some bits are a bit more obligatory than others.
I love how the lawyer’s slightly quavering Southern accent perfectly fits the kitten’s expression.
Oh, kitten’s got laws…
Little bit of Milkshake Duck:
This is the first time I’ve heard anyone say anything constructive about that movie. It all suddenly makes sense now!