Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/02/28/oops-lawyer-in-trump-election-fraud-case-caught-on-zoom-without-his-pants-video.html
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But is he a cat?
He supposedly only hires the “best people”.
The best… who are still willing to work for him, yes.
Maybe it was a cat who was using the “lawyer without pants“ filter on zoom.
It’s an HR directive to boost office morale, as casual Fridays became cliche. “Pants-are-optional Friday” is felt to encourage camaraderie.
This is him minutes before being captured sans britches.
The Strike Witches are winning!
Guess his giant roll of beige slacks ran empty.
Stable genius only hires the best
I was wondering why (and how) he was wearing his shorts in the office until I realized that the “law office cubicle farm” was a Zoom backdrop he had apparently chosen, inexplicably.
The not wearing pants bit, I get…but why open a water bottle that way?
So tired of all the winning
Arthritis?
Absent any evidence beyond “odd behavior” and “lawyer for 45,” my guess is cocaine.
So, maybe medically necessary cocaine?
At least he doesn’t seem to have TMJ issues.
Or sensitive teeth.
If we want to be complimentary to the gentleman, we can say in broad terms that he has reasonably sound oral/mandibular health. The bony segments of his general lower facial region seem to be, in large part, functional. As it were. This is perhaps the nicest thing I’ve ever opined about a lawyer willing to work with the ex potus.