Badass Dragons of the Wasteland - Round Five

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@davide405

Junior @funruly if’n ya don’t mind, I’d like to join up with you on mission 2A.

Alright, kid. But we gotta get you in the right duds. You look a little…Midwestern. Remember what Cougar said:

@Donald_Petersen

2A Risks: Rock and Roll Zombies. They drink, they drive, they drink some more, they hunger for human flesh, but they can’t resist stopping to headbang their fool skulls off if the right song is played. They also appreciate style and flair. Doll up your ride to match the vibe of the Strip circa 1982, and you’ll earn their grudging respect and admiration. Just watch out for the groupies. That’s not lipstick stuck to their teeth.

Hmm. Something befitting for a fella named CLAHNK-uhn-shteen,

Hmm. Something fitting for a guy who helps bring old machines back to life.

Hmm. Something Rock and Roll with style and flair.

Hmmmm.

Hey, walk with me here. Before the Citadel was Fleetwood’s castle, but after it was a Tyre factory, it was a mall. A cheesy mall filled with cheesy shit that should be a great source of costumery.

TO BE CONTINUED…