Badass Space Dragon - Round 5 - The Rift

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**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Mistaker II 55/100 18 18 18 13 34 $1000 NONE 15

Even a trouble finder is hard pressed to find a tangle in the empty bits of Charybdis. After days of boredom, roaming the back woods of Avalon IV and catching an ugly fish on the moon of Beppo, you finally stumble into a real space brawl. You didn't do bad either.

**+10 GRIT** | Standing Strong for Charybdis
**-45 HP** | Battle Damage, 2 Torpedos, 3 Lasers
**+3 LK, 1 EN** | Salvage
**+15 LK** | Mission Success!! A cask of aged Moonshine and as much Rot-Gut as you can stow.
**+1 GRIT** | Lucky.. ermm. I mean skillful dodge.
**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Muddlin' Through 51/100 25 21 24 26 45 $11490 NONE 21

It appears that all went according to plan.

**-$4510, +41 HP** | Hull Repairs
**-$8000, +10 LK** | Moonshine
**+10 GRIT** | Standing Strong for Charybdis
**+1 ST** | Puppet Master
**-49 HP** | Battle Damage, 2 Torpedos, 4 Lasers
**+5 FP** | Salvage
**+15 LK** | Mission Success!! A cask of aged Moonshine and as much Rot-Gut as you can stow.
**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
The Nitimeistheritime 39/100 14 13 16 22 33 $863 NONE 13

The long lost Doctor Esstimpress appears from the dark and destroys several of the I.C.U.P. advance squadron. Shruging off heavy damage, The Nitimeistheritime vanishes once again. Waiting. Listening. Secretly yearning for a hat.

**+10 GRIT** | Standing Strong for Charybdis
**-61 HP** | Battle Damage, 2 Torpedos, 4 Lasers
**+2 EN, 2 ST** | Salvage
**+15 LK** | Mission Success!! A cask of aged Moonshine and as much Rot-Gut as you can stow.
**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Nordstjärnan 51/121 30 19 28 18 29 $1200 NONE 20

The coalition forces were dazzled by your flak bursts and ate many of your delicious homing missiles and double mint guns.

**-$6600, +60 HP** | Hull Repairs
**-$5200, +10 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment
**-$2000, +2 FP** | Double Mint Gun
**-$6000, +5 FP** | Homing Missiles
**-$4800, +4 SH** | Flak Bursts
**+10 GRIT** | Standing Strong for Charybdis
**-70 HP** | Battle Damage, 3 Torpedos, 5 Lasers
**+2 FP, +1 EN** | Salvage
**+15 LK** | Mission Success!! A cask of aged Moonshine and as much Rot-Gut as you can stow.
**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Pillar of Autumn 100/100 21 19 27 19 19 $1460 NONE 3

**No Action Today** | -5 GRIT
**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Pusillanimous Patty 67/107 27 22 26 28 45 $0 NONE 18

A few coalition lightweights aren't going to take down Tricky Dick. A little laser singe and a couple torpedoes to rock the boat. Nothing scandelous.

**-$3850, +35 HP** | Hull Repairs
**-$8000, +10 LK** | Moonshine
**-$4000, +5 EN** | Bits and Pieces
**-$4000, +4 FP** | Double Mint Gun
**-$2600, +5 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment
**-$2400, +2 SH** | Flak Bursts
**-$80** | Two Bouquets of Flowers
**-$60** | Cat Food
**-$10** | Bet on Mondo
**+10 GRIT** | Standing Strong for Charybdis
**+1 EN** | Incriminating Recording Devices
**-40 HP** | Battle Damage, 2 Torpedos, 3 Lasers
**+2 LK, +1 ST** | Salvage
**+15 LK** | Mission Success!! A cask of aged Moonshine and as much Rot-Gut as you can stow.
**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Quisquiliae sStruem 30/100 18 27 16 18 23 $141180 NONE 14

The Badass Space Dragon is a ship of legend and word has travelled fast that Captain Pedge of the Quisquiliae sStruem has knocked her out of the stars. It wasn't a powerful shot but it was well placed.

You've ended the giant lizard, the villain, the hero, the self-declared President of Charybdis. Change is coming to the galaxy.. and you've made it all possible.

You rummage for artifacts, you can't find the iconic bicorne hat, it was likely incinerated. Mondo's scorched arm and broken leg will have to do as evidence when you claim your bounty.. and what's this.. almost missed it.. a single Space Lizard eyeball floating in space like a green olive in a martini.

**-$10120, +92 HP** | Hull Repairs
**-$6400, +4 SH** | Deflecto Coating
**-$2000, +2 FP** | Double Mint Gun
**-$1600, +2 EN** | Bits and Pieces
**-$3600, +3 FP** | Homing Missiles
**-$300** | 10 x Cat Food - YUM!
**+4 FP, +4 SH, +4 EN, +4 ST** | I.C.U.P. Upgrades
**-70 HP** | Battle Damage, 1 Mondo Cannon, 6 Laser Showers
**+4 LK** | Salvage
**+$40,000** | Don Mondo Mission Bounty
**+$100,000, +5 GRIT** | You Killed Don Mondo
**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Senescent Wanderer 46/116 16 15 21 25 33 $512 NONE 21

The Wanderer seems attracted to torpedos, a ship with a death wish.. or perhaps she just fights better with a little blood in the water. The Wanderer mulched several coalition stooges and paid close attention to the manuverings of Captain Falkyn during the battle. Interesting statistics.

**-$8320, +16 MAX HP** | Hull Denisty Adjustment
**+1 EN** | Ship Profile
**+10 GRIT** | Standing Strong for Charybdis
**-70 HP** | Battle Damage, 3 Torpedos, 4 Lasers
**+1 LK** | Salvage
**+15 LK** | Mission Success!! A cask of aged Moonshine and as much Rot-Gut as you can stow.
**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Slidewinder 71/100 15 16 17 15 17 $12150 NONE 0

**No Action Today** | -5 GRIT
**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
The Slightly More Than Ordinary 39/100 21 18 18 19 33 $500 NONE 13

Not one to be left out of an epic battle, Captain Grey deftly dodges destruction and dishes devistating damage!

**+10 GRIT** | Standing Strong for Charybdis
**-61 HP** | Battle Damage, 2 Torpedos, 5 Lasers
**+1 ST, 1 FP** | Salvage
**+15 LK** | Mission Success!! A cask of aged Moonshine and as much Rot-Gut as you can stow.
**+1 GRIT** | Lucky.. ermm. I mean skillful dodge.
**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
The TARD-iss 3/113 24 21 23 23 32 $40000 NONE 10

You took several hits in rapid succession from Don Mondo's laser arrays and were pounded by a barrage from the main cannons. One more tiny bump and your hull would have cracked open like a bottle. Speaking of cracking open a bottle, now is probably a good time.

**-$8000, +10 LK** | Moonshine
**-$6050, +55 HP** | Hull Repairs
**-$81** | BBQ Dog
**+1 EN** | Ship Profile
**+4 FP, +4 SH, +4 EN, +4 ST** | I.C.U.P. Upgrades
**-96 HP** | Battle Damage, 2 Mondo Cannon, 5 Laser Showers
**+3 FP** | Salvage
**+$40,000** | Don Mondo Mission Bounty
**+1 GRIT** | Lucky.. ermm. I mean skillful dodge.
**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Taurean Mule 40/100 17 16 17 18 33 $380 NONE 17

That Bicentennial Lincoln Penny paid off with a critical strike against a coalition fighter and a dodged torpedo!

**-$7260, +66 HP** | Hull Repairs
**-$2000, +2 FP** | Double Mint Gun
**-$2000, +1 LK** | Lucky Penny
**-$1200, +1 SH** | Flak Bursts
**-$60** | 2 x Cat Food
**+10 GRIT** | Standing Strong for Charybdis
**-60 HP** | Battle Damage, 2 Torpedos, 3 Lasers
**+2 SH, 2 EN** | Salvage
**+15 LK** | Mission Success!! A cask of aged Moonshine and as much Rot-Gut as you can stow.
**+1 GRIT** | Lucky.. ermm. I mean skillful dodge.
**+1 GRIT** | Critical Strike
**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **HAT** **GRIT**
Zhe Shadow Pacifist 59/100 24 24 24 24 14 $41658 NONE 4

An excellent battle, you avoided major fire from Don Mondo's big guns and pulled down a nice bounty. Others weren't so fortunate.

**-$2000, +2 FP** | Double Mint Gun
**-$2400, +2 SH** | Flak Bursts
**-$1600, +2 EN** | Bits and Pieces
**-$4800, +4 ST** | Nightshade
**+4 FP, +4 SH, +4 EN, +4 ST** | I.C.U.P. Upgrades
**-36 HP** | Battle Damage, 0 Mondo Cannons, 5 Laser Showers
**+2 SH** | Salvage
**+$40,000** | Don Mondo Mission Bounty
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