How to: Fake being a virgin (16th-century style)

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“Something fishy going on here…”

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Even as a man, this made me cross my legs and whimper, “Nnoooo…”

You said “hoo-ha.” Ha ha, HA HA HA HA. Oh, that hurts.

Having never participated in the breaking of a hymen I probably wouldn’t know what to expect anyway.

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I have, quite a few, although not in recent years. It’s not nearly as bloody as folklore would suggest, although I guess violence may be a factor.

a bloodfilled bladder slipping out when you push in of course. Too graphic ? LOL

I’ve always heard it that the Hoo Hah is a penis versus the Hoo Hoo being a vagina. As the owner of a hoo hah I feel the need to say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

We’ve come so far since the 16th century. Now we can buy our fake hymens on ebay.

(In my day, a piece of liver was supposedly the best option.)

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