beschizza at June 3rd, 2014 09:57 — #1
stephen_schenck at June 3rd, 2014 10:09 — #2
...she'd be a Korean pop star?
alphaminus at June 3rd, 2014 10:09 — #3
jandrese at June 3rd, 2014 10:19 — #4
Lets be realistic. Eidos isn't a japanese company, so they wouldn't use Japanese prettyboys. It would be the totally sterotypical western slab of beef like most every shooter on the market.
I mean just look at this stereotypically Jewish face on Mr. Blazkowicz
I think it's hilarious that they made him pretty much the platonic ideal of an Aryan.
steampunkbanana at June 3rd, 2014 10:29 — #5
It feels like a lot of people are skipping past that buried lede mentioning the reboot if Indiana Jones.
Why not just treat it like James Bond and have it just keep going? Why do we always have to reboot everything? Of course, that one with the aliens was unforgivable, maybe they should let it die on the vine...
therationalpi at June 3rd, 2014 10:30 — #6
I'd play this game in a heartbeat. That was pretty damned hott.
incarnedine_v at June 3rd, 2014 10:32 — #7
a) not Jewish.
b) kind of exactly like the original game's character... but 3d and SSS shaded.
although, they did get rid of his baby hands.
jonaseggeater at June 3rd, 2014 10:35 — #8
I'm pretty sure that the tomb raider movies would have been much more popular had Lara been topless like Nate is in most of the pictures.
ryjkyj at June 3rd, 2014 10:35 — #9
Ew... They say he's dressed the same but it's so immodest without the sports bra.
steampunkbanana at June 3rd, 2014 10:35 — #10
You think he'd be better rendered in a half shirt?
dacree at June 3rd, 2014 10:36 — #11
What? No complaints of misandry? Yet...
ianstalk at June 3rd, 2014 10:38 — #12
Not arguing your point, but Eidos is owned by Square Enix which is, in fact, a Japanese company.
On a side note, shouldn't he be wearing a too-tight tank top? I don't recall Lara Croft running around tombs topless.
othermichael at June 3rd, 2014 10:40 — #13
jonaseggeater at June 3rd, 2014 10:45 — #14
I don't really have a preference, but the link said "same attire." His shorts are shorter than Lara's, too. I didn't even know that was possible.
chentzilla at June 3rd, 2014 10:51 — #15
I don't know, the original Blazkowitz was more charismatic.
jonaseggeater at June 3rd, 2014 11:02 — #16
jandrese at June 3rd, 2014 11:23 — #17
Eidos wasn't owned by Squeenix when they made the original Tomb Raider though.
shane_simmons at June 3rd, 2014 11:27 — #18
kinda reminds me of
dobby at June 3rd, 2014 11:30 — #19
It ends up looking like gay SFW porn because it seems that most straight and gay dudes probably like the same stuff, just in their favorite flavor.
matisse at June 3rd, 2014 11:32 — #20
He doesn't look too bad, but his hair could be longer.
(Longer hair and other flamboyant affectations of appearance are nothing more than the male's emergence from his drab camouflage into the gaudy plumage which is the birth right of his sex.)
Apologies to Ragni Gerome; Mac Dermot Arthur Terence Galt; Rado James
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