LISTEN: Can a Kitten Climb the Matterhorn?

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Catterhorn, surely?

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I saw a kitten kill a bear with half a chop-stick. But just to qualify, that kitten belonged to Chuck Norris.

So I guess this is possible…

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It sounds like pretty typical cat behavior to me. Cats love high places, and they’re great climbers.

Meowntaineering, rather.

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I heard about a kitten that killed a bear.
Got stuck in its throat.

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“Congratulations, sir.”
“Huh?”
“You’re gonna be the first man to climb the Murderhorn.”
“I am? Uh, no.”
“That’s it over there.”
[Gasps]
“Yeah, that’s it. Just to the right of the one you’re looking at.”

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Forteana. The cat didn’t climb - it rained kittens.

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