Photorealistic bacon scarf

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Oh that is just foul foulard.

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The french word lard actually means, um, lard. On the other hand, in french, the word for bacon is bacon.

It’s an old french word.

/here’s a tip: if you can’t sneak off to Schwartz’s for some of their heavenly smoked meat 'cuz a trip to Blvd. St. Laurent just isn’t in the cards, a bacon sarnie can be a treyf-ier substitute.
Make sure you remember: N = C + {fb (cm) . fb (tc)} + fb (Ts) + fc . ta

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Faux lard foulard too foul for you milord?

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Oh dear god. I can’t explain why, but I find that absolutely revolting. PETA should use that thing in their campaigns.

People Eating Tasty Animals?

Bacon + Scarf = Barf

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It’s a neat gimmick, but it’s actually a really ugly scarf.

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i like it better if it were COOKED bacon.

But why?!?

Because, why not?

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Really needs to be worn with bacon cologne

“Does this scarf make me look high in fat?”

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High and fat.

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I will.Thanks.
What’s it mean?

Oy vey!

Formula for a bacon sanger.

I am enlightened?

Holy crap, did anyone look at the prices?

“From €142.45 EUR to €150.15 EUR”

Pretty pricey for what has to be a novelty item…

At least the nytimes made a stab at correctly formatting it, with subscripts (Anybody have a link to the canonical paper?)