frauenfelder at May 20th, 2014 17:15 — #1
mathew at May 20th, 2014 17:17 — #2
I'm disgusted. They really should have caught those spelling errors.
jandrese at May 20th, 2014 17:21 — #3
If it's anything like the yearbook crew I had in school, they're probably responsible for most of those errors.
bryanschuler at May 20th, 2014 17:34 — #4
She said Arsenic Sulfer,
brainspore at May 20th, 2014 17:38 — #5
Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium THAT.
bemopolis at May 20th, 2014 18:07 — #6
Jesus what a bunch of Carbon Uranium Nitrogen Thallium Iodine Carbon Potassium Erbium Sulfur.
eksrae at May 20th, 2014 18:15 — #7
More school officials swatting down creativity before thinking about how it's going to play in the real world.
marilove at May 20th, 2014 18:56 — #8
Dare to make a silly if slightly crude (OH NOES!) joke and have your livelihood and educational future threatened. Good job, America.
morcheeba at May 20th, 2014 18:58 — #9
I practically guarantee that the students slipped something far more vulgar into that yearbook than this... it just hasn't been noticed by the administration yet. If not, I will have lost all respect for this generation.
robulus at May 20th, 2014 19:04 — #10
boundegar at May 20th, 2014 22:46 — #12
Just suspended? Let her be flogged and thrown in the oubilette. Smart, creative kids have no place in American schools.
ray_ellis at May 21st, 2014 06:18 — #13
Ultranium? Wasn't that in Avatar?
mrshiv at May 21st, 2014 10:04 — #14
It would be funnier if her name were Paris Green.
prestonsturges at May 21st, 2014 11:10 — #15
Another unsafe product from the Acme catalog.
steampunkbanana at May 21st, 2014 11:11 — #16
beep54orama at May 21st, 2014 13:26 — #17
In 1972 four friends of mine bought a page in the HS yearbook (Dallas, W. T. White and yes it was -- people of color had to be imported) so that they could make some incomprehensible references to things that only they knew what the meaning of was. And, of course, a nonsense poem written on a scrap of ruled paper where the lines were at an angle. Which should have been the give-away considering these guys. If you actually looked at one of the lines, you could easily make out 'DISD fucks shit'. This tragically went unnoticed until after the YB was distributed. For three of the guys, there was nothing the authorities could do, esp. since one had already dropped out to start college. However, for Tommy, they could deny him his scholarship. Poor Tommy. He was not able to go to that small Christian school and instead had to settle for MIT.
miasm at May 21st, 2014 13:37 — #18
Probably disciplined for inciting students to acquire dangerous chemicals.
crenquis at May 21st, 2014 13:43 — #19
Disciplined for making authority figures look dumb...
spacedoggity at May 21st, 2014 13:49 — #20
medievalist at May 21st, 2014 16:03 — #21
Unobtainum is now an intellectual property owned by Oakley. I believe the implication is that you can't obtain it unless you're both tragically hip and prone to bad financial decisions.
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