Unpublished Gor Books

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2014/11/19/unpublished-gor-books.html

Delightful and unexpected finds in the long-running saga of female humiliation and slavery.

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I hear this one is still in print.

le sigh.

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Heh. I remember checking a Gor book out of the library aged about twelve, as the miserable old picklefanny of a librarian wouldnā€™t let me have Dune, as it was from the ā€˜adultā€™ section. Go figureā€¦

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I ran into Goreans as I was getting into the lifestyle. Had a few ą² _ą²  moments as I read into it, and realized it really, REALLY wasnā€™t my thing, and probably wouldnā€™t get along with people who found it their thing.

It very much is a series of an earlier, pre-feminist time.

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I havenā€™t read any of the Gor books (and probably never will), but do they contain any scenes comparable to ā€œthe chicken that was not a chickenā€ from The Sword of Truth series? Bad fantasy is, apparently, as common as good comedy is rare.

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Itā€™s kind of depressing that game journalists have become a punchline.

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I read most of the earlier Gor books (before they became boring porno) when I was a teen. My brother and I had fun playing this same game. Our favorite title was ā€œHomosexual Bus Drivers of Gor.ā€

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How dare you besmirch the source material that inspired this beautiful song:

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I was probably in my early teens when I read these. They were about equivalent to Tarzan, John Carter or Doc Savage in quality. Decent stuff until around book 4-5 when the lead character started slapping women around and I abandoned them.

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But are there Book Journalists? Movie Journalists? Vacation Journalists?

Maybe the notion of objective reporting in leisure was a flawed frame from the get-go.

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ā€œHouseplants of Gorā€ may deserve a mention here.

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ā€œLibrarians of Gorā€

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I read a few of them in my early teens; I gave up on them because the author was obviously much less interested in the SF premises (another Earth-type planet on the other side of the sun, alien races competing for control of the solar system, etc.) and more in the authorā€™s beliefs regarding the ā€œnaturalā€ relationship between men and women, especially since, even at that age, I knew that it was bullshit.

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There are book critics, movie critics, travel writersā€¦Iā€™m glad you pointed it out, though, because I never really thought about why theyā€™re game journalists.

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Maybe for the same reason there are ā€˜sports journalistsā€™ and not ā€˜sports criticsā€™. Whatever that is.

Anyone got a cover for ā€˜Houseplants of Gorā€™?

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Oh man these are too funny. In another life I worked selling used books particularly collectible books (the old, the academic, first editions) but the real money was always in ā€œslummingā€ in paperback trash. The Gor books in particular I made a lot of money from. I was used to some pretty strange characters but the Gor guys, and they were all guys, were particularly spectacular. They were on a whole other level.

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Iā€™m all ears! Iā€™ve encountered and conversed with all types, but Iā€™ve never met anyone into GOR.

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They had a particular ā€œmuskā€ and seemed profoundly friendless.

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That about says it all. Iā€™ve met plenty like that. Wonder if I should bring up GOR the next time I ride the bus?

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I had never heard of these before, but frankly Iā€™m shocked. I plowed through just about everything that had a Conan-ish cover between the ages of 9-13. This stuff sounds like Xanth blended with a rape fantasy. So, er, Rape Science Fiction/Fantasy? Either way, glad Boris Vallejo made a few bucks off these things, but think Iā€™m better off for missing out on Gor.

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