That kid brought a homemade plastic firearm into the White House?? Some Secret Service agent is sooo fired.
Are they going to employ the same stringent restrictions as the TSA?
Will there be a homemade drone that can kill 50 wedding guests and children collecting firewood?
That's really all Obama is interested in. That and a pocket Raspberry Pi that erases Occupy tweets.
ICE agents today report finding nothing out of the ordinary lodged in the President's rectum.
Joey looks like a young Bill Gates.
I wonder where does he find the time between country running and these things...
That's a WMD: Weapon of Marshmallow Destruction.
If his predecessor could make time to take a whopping 867 Vacation days during his Presidency then I'm sure #44 can pencil in a few minutes to say some words of encouragement to the kids who may shape the future of our country's economy.
I'm going to help my nephew build one like this:
This topic was automatically closed after 5 days. New replies are no longer allowed.