Xbox One can see your naughty bits

I hear that the next release of Dance Central is going to have some unique control mechanics for the Motörhead challenge levels…

Nope. It’s not seeing your naughty bits. Just a crease in his pants that people in the same room would be able to see. It’s a common crease for guys built like him and there’s no reason to think his dick is even in it.

But what’s with the BoingBoing fearful fixation with people possibly seeing the outline of their penises? For example: There are so many things wrong with the TSA’s program, intent, and equipment but around here there seemed to be a lot of emphasis about someone having the silhouette of their dick seen by someone else.

‘Silhouette of a penis’, sounds like the title of a trenchant ‘ode to Byron’ poem.

Nah, progressive late 1980ies art school band, more like. You know, heavy on synthesizers.

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I don’t know why you’re disagreeing with me, I see your proposition as the perfect performers for such a masterpiece.

You’re right, I can see it now…
Ever been to a “Die Form” gig?

I just realized what this is all about: marketing!
Just a couple of stories more like this and the tabloids will start calling it the XXXbox or the PornBox or whatever.
And then every 13 year old boy will buy one.

The TSA thing is completely different–those machines literally can see through your clothes (that is, after all, the whole point), and like much of the rest of TSA’s airport security theater, are hideously expensive (that cost being passed on to passengers), useless at their intended purpose, and staffed by rude and abusive personnel in many cases. Not like this at all.

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