10 amazing bets you will always win, from Quirkology

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“Knock down the wall.”

Bet I can poke your head through this hole.

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I won’t let you.

The wall, on the other hand, can neither run away nor beat you up.

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Hey! The Wall is in its prime, it can still do damage! 48-0 is that wall. I would not recommend taking it lightly.

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Please be sure not to fall into this trap…

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Yea I was just thinking, if “winning” a bar bet gets you punched, then define “winning.”

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Should have titled it How To Lose Friends And Irritate People.

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Ceci n’est pas un chat

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“Hey there buddy, wanna bet $20 I can…”

“FUCK OFF”

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