Ali Wong from her “Baby Cobra” show.
ALI WONG:
[HE TOOK ME TO THIS REST RESTAURANT ON THE WEST SIDE OF LOS ANGELES CALLED PHO-SHO. HE WAS LIKE, IT’S AUTHENTIC VIETNAMESE. I READ ABOUT IT ON YELP. I WAS LIKE, IT’S NOT AUTHENTIC, OKAY? YOU CAN TELL FIRST AND FOREMOST BY THE NAME BECAUSE IT DON’T GOT A NUMBER IN IT.]
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Have to have a number in the name
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Bathroom doubles as a supply closet, with a grandma with glaucoma napping in the corner
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Wait staff can’t be too nice. You need to leave deaf and feeling emotionally abused.