But, like, what if the Earth is a 4-dimensional sphere, and we are just living on the holographic 3-dimensional shadow that is being projected though the membrane of the multiverse? Or turtles, turtles are cool…
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I suggest you alter it to put some prominent alt-righters into orbit, and try again. Just don’t say anything about a lack of a plan to bring them back down. Two birds, one stone.
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Flat-Earthers, like Mormons and alt.righters, are great marketing targets, as they’ll believe ANYTHING. Every gathering or communication is a sales opportunity for the unscrupulous – not unlike speedbumps on Mexican roads, but less equable.
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“We should commit ourselves to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing Jordan Peterson on the Moon and returning him safely to the Earth.”
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I would modify that to state that Flat-Earthers will believe anything if they can get attention for it. I have yet to meet a Flat-Earther who honestly believes it, but I have met many who will espouse that the Earth is flat because they love the attention it brings.
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Just “towards” would do. Achievable goals and all that.
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Those Lckheed Martin guys who helped the Mars climate Orbiter on its way would be perfect for the job.
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They won’t suspect a thing until they hear the song Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun in their headsets upon liftoff. 
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