The Beverly Hills pd has set a tee time this afternoon. The youth are probably going to forget their clubs but they’re likely to pick up a bunch of them from a Cabela’s downtown
It’s called SpellNeck™. You know, for Rednecks.
It ensures that at least every fourth word is hideously misspelled or, when it would be especially comical, will replace a word with a homonym or homograph, often with the exact opposite intent of the original. The technology is so advanced, it even works on hand-written signs (as long as the paper is an old Bud Light box or Dollar Tree poster board).
Because some people just don’t get it:
Another pattern:
Cops are actually trained to do this: use their armored up vehicle as a weapon against unarmored bodies.
He knows where his priorities lie in this crucial time…
Speaking of social media
Concrete milkshake time again…
…or maybe they would think the protesters are being nice by giving the cops free coronavirus treatments. Also pointed out in that thread
Gives new meaning to the term Doughboys.
Thread:
The mass media – television and all the major news agencies – endlessly use that word “looter." On television you always see black hands reaching in, you know. And so the American public concludes that these savages are trying to steal everything from us, And no one has seriously tried to get where the trouble is. After all, you’re accusing a captive population who has been robbed of everything of looting. I think it’s obscene.
‐‐1968, James Baldwin, Esquire Magazine
Putting aside the fact that he’s bragging about poll numbers as the nation burns, did that illiterate mofo just refer to himself in third person AND scare quotes?
How does one “load” a leaf blower with bleach? it’s a motor, a fan and a tube…bleach is a liquasdflhjawtg
-error-
-ram dump-
-rebooting…-
I’m done
“President”
Nah, it works.
