25 Synonyms for 'Pussy Riot,' for news presenters who'd really rather not to say 'pussy' on-air

Damp Drape Drama?

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Skinboat Scrap!

Iā€™m always up for a good game of Euphemisms, but gee-whiz, whatā€™s wrong with the word ā€œpussyā€, particularly as a proper noun?

Get over it, broadcasters.

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Points for ā€œjejuneā€, but man are you terrible at this game!

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muffin madness?

beaver brawl?

Squack Attack

Queint Affray.

Clunge Calamity
Minge Mayday
Flange Foofaraw
Chuff Chaos

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Flap Flap

Winner!

Foof Fracas

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Foof, really? Thatā€™s what I say when Iā€™m tired, as in ā€œFoof, that was a long run.ā€ I am pleased.

Today I Learned: a lot of new words!

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Indeed. Foof Foofaraw.

Hope you all know what Iā€™m talkinā€™ about.
The way you wiggle that thing really knocks me out.
Gettinā€™ high all the time, hope you all are too.
Cā€™mon little pussy gonna do it to you.

Rock and roll, Coochie Duel (Coochie Duel)

Your penis doesnā€™t give you the power to tell me what to be offended by.

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Of course it does, sweetie.

But seriously, I was just trying to say that I found the game offensive.

Thereā€™s no sin in being direct. If youā€™re offended by it, then by all means, find a comment thread better suited to your delicate palate. The rest of us will be having a good giggle over these rather creative alternates.

Kermuffle

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